Dear Comrade Oatney, You are right! Just like you and Ron Paul, I am tired of these socialist ideas and Robin Hood wannabes! Let's start with making rape victims pay for their own rape kits like Sarah Palin prefers. Even better, lets just stop investigating rape claims altogether. That'll save even more tax money. Lets also go after those stupid ADA requirements and make the disabled pay for their own ramps, parking spaces and such since its only them that get to use them. Driving on paved roads is overrated too. Lets also home school everyone. That way we can save money and teach the children about creationism, intelligent design, pink unicorns, flying spaghetti monsters, or any other thing we see fit without the interference of any fancy school learned edumacators or actevist judjis....
But I believe, brother Gaits! I want to make sure that I keep the money I earn and not be forced to give any of it to any freeloaders too. I say unplug all the comatose patients in every hospital wing. Those that are worthy will survive on their own. Besides, they're not contributing to society anyways. Lets also let our armed forces pay their own way to Iraq and supply their own equipment. We can even make it a real "volunteer" force and not pay them a cent for their service either. I'm on board. No redistribution of wealth! No, sir! No, how! You are right. Those Hilton girls and Wal-ton kin deserve every last cent of their daddies' money too, seeing as how hard they work for their inheritances. It will be rainbows and sunshine everywhere. Then, hopefully, one day, those extra super hard working rich folk will trickle down a bit of their piles of money on us poor peasants and give us the privilege of paving their roads for them where they can roam around in their stretched Humvee SUV Limos. Ahhh, the "Real America".
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Dear Comrade Oatney,
You are right! Just like you and Ron Paul, I am tired of these socialist ideas and Robin Hood wannabes! Let's start with making rape victims pay for their own rape kits like Sarah Palin prefers. Even better, lets just stop investigating rape claims altogether. That'll save even more tax money. Lets also go after those stupid ADA requirements and make the disabled pay for their own ramps, parking spaces and such since its only them that get to use them. Driving on paved roads is overrated too. Lets also home school everyone. That way we can save money and teach the children about creationism, intelligent design, pink unicorns, flying spaghetti monsters, or any other thing we see fit without the interference of any fancy school learned edumacators or actevist judjis....
Anon;
You really need to broaden your political horizons and thought process...
But I believe, brother Gaits! I want to make sure that I keep the money I earn and not be forced to give any of it to any freeloaders too. I say unplug all the comatose patients in every hospital wing. Those that are worthy will survive on their own. Besides, they're not contributing to society anyways. Lets also let our armed forces pay their own way to Iraq and supply their own equipment. We can even make it a real "volunteer" force and not pay them a cent for their service either. I'm on board. No redistribution of wealth! No, sir! No, how! You are right. Those Hilton girls and Wal-ton kin deserve every last cent of their daddies' money too, seeing as how hard they work for their inheritances. It will be rainbows and sunshine everywhere. Then, hopefully, one day, those extra super hard working rich folk will trickle down a bit of their piles of money on us poor peasants and give us the privilege of paving their roads for them where they can roam around in their stretched Humvee SUV Limos. Ahhh, the "Real America".
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