Kitchen Sink to Run for GOP State Executive Committee in 4th DistrictWhen the the news that Claiborne Countian Daniel Redmond had qualified for the ballot to stand for in most of the counties of the 4th Senate District and New Market resident John Cummins had also qualified (but is strangely absent) along with myself and Hobart Rice, I said to Nicole that it seemed that everyone had gotten into the race for a volunteer position of service to the Republican Party except for the kitchen sink.
Of late it seems that perhaps Kitchen Sink has qualified to stand for the Republican State Executive Committee in the 4th District.
Of course the idea that I might actually be elected to serve on the State Executive Committee proves so heinous in certain establishment quarters that candidates considered to oppose me also included Batman, Cobra Commander, Jack Daniel, Eddie Van Halen, Enya, and former British Labour Party Leader Neil Kinnock ("We're alright!").
It was also rumored that Dr. Frankenstein was going to be brought in to attempt to cause either William Gannaway Brownlow or former Lord Protector of England Oliver Cromwell to return to life as zombies in order to stand on the ballot for the Executive Committee to decrease my chances of election.
Johnny Knoxville refused to stand upon request.