The World According to Oatney

1-888-FIX-A-FLAT/1-800-IS-HE-ILL

If the Tennessee House Republican Caucus were to set up hotlines for people to call in case of a political emergency, the numbers would probably be as described above. With many Representatives and Senators set to arrive in Nashville today, many members, as well as Speaker-designate Jason Mumpower will likely be on the lookout for that emergency call. Car trouble, flat tire, dog eat your shoe? Never fear, the Republican Express is here to make sure you get to Nashville in time to cast that Republican vote for Speaker of the Tennessee House of Representatives.

I have a hunch that great haste will be made to alleviate the slightest emegency that could arise to prevent a voting Republican member of the House from showing up on Tuesday at noon.

I will be at the Capitol this week. I hope to see a few of you there.

Labels: Humor, Republican Party, Tennessee politics

posted by Deacon David Oatney @ 8:00 AM